Hey Twitter! How’s it going? I noticed you’ve become a great place to spread the word about inequalities, conflicts, unfairness, and so on. That’s amazing and I believe this is your best achievement so far.
How about me? Well… all this increasing sharing of injustice is not what I’m looking for when I browse my feed. Not that I don’t care about these, but I’ve always considered you as a fun place to hang out. You’re not fun anymore, Twitter.
Yeah I know… I could follow different people… but I’m lazy, so I’m gonna stop browsing my feed and keep posting meaningless and fun things.
No hard feelings,
Olivier